just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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