its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Well I just put wine in my tea
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night