Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
