I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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