I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
