North Korea, Best Korea!
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
