How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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