Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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