my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
there is puke in my bra ... again
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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