One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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