i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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