Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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