Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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