he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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