I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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