Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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