If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i just had sex bonerless
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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