I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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