So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
