Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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