im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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