Nicole vs. Life
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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