We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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