so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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