SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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