Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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