He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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