YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I came so hard my ears popped.
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