im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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