I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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