Having a random hookup so left but love u
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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