Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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