they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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