Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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