you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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