Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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