never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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