areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Come on in and take your pants off
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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