I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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