Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
im holly from the hills drunk
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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