I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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