i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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