grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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