U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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