you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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