Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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