I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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