If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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