Say something about gay babies.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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