He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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