You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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