dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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