you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
