what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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