Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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